tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

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christmas-and-candycanes:

christmas-and-candycanes :❄all christmas blog- following back similar❄

christmas-and-candycanes:

christmas-and-candycanes :
❄all christmas blog- following back similar❄

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lydialark:

i mean we all thought it

lydialark:

i mean we all thought it

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madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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msdeeadreamer:

And that ladies and gays is what I call the right fuckin spirit

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daises-stars:

Checking out all new followers

daises-stars:

Checking out all new followers

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boys are the stupidest fucking things ever i want ten

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icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

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