In need of a solution

Wanted. Pill for “he won’t text me back for whatever reason and may or may not still be interested but most likely not, yet I still may or may not be in love with him and want to be with him but can’t communicate it BECAUSE HE IS BUSY”


As much as you may think I want to hear about how strong the punch was at that one party, I really could give a fuck. I do not, however, give a single fuck about that because I am TRYING to finish this book for Calc honors credit which in fact is not even about Calculus. It is about geometry and is indeed an allegory for the fallacious society that THIS BITCH IS STUCK IN.

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck. you.


sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?

image

if only the titanic did that

(via theblindianmermaid)


witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

(via mellawk)



If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

(via anchored-to-hope)


cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

(Source: firefoxed, via theblindianmermaid)


running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via theblindianmermaid)


thalassarche:

vortexanomaly:

swan disguise

yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things

thalassarche:

vortexanomaly:

swan disguise

yes hello fellow waterfowl I am not paparazzi I am here to do swan things

(via theblindianmermaid)


Just be fucking honest about how you feel about people while you’re alive.


(Source: trespuntouno, via sonikaaxx)